Chanel

Escort in Palo Alto · 26

5.0 out of 5 from 1 review

About Chanel

A little wild girl is inviting you to meet up. My ass was made for proper sex. If you've ever dreamed of taking a petite little butt like this — you couldn't have aimed any better. Depending on my mood, I'm submissive or dominant. And fair warning up front: I'm direct, and if the situation calls for it, I'll tear you apart completely. If you're exceptionally thick, you'll get a "get lost," but you'll have to earn that first. I only invite decisive, well-mannered gentlemen. Jokesters and those who make plans and don't show up get blocked without warning. I schedule meetings fifteen minutes before the date, so gentlemen who announce themselves an hour early or ask questions like "so what's up?" — they get a "shit" and land on the blacklist, because they clearly didn't read the ad. I have no intention of wasting my time on someone who couldn't be bothered to take a moment to read the text under the photos. Stupid questions get a lecture and a ban. If you ask whether you can bring a buddy — you'll be told to suck him off yourself and stop bothering me. I don't tolerate haggling — this isn't a bazaar. Not a fit? Go find something cheaper, or apologize to your wife for marrying such a loser. Anyone who tries to bargain will also be blocked. But there is a chance at a special package — details for those who are truly sharp. PS. I don't serve dark-skinned men or similar scum for anything in the world. Because of the massive number of idiots and guys who think they're funny and call up to block appointments — let me be clear: I don't wait around; I only get ready once you confirm you're there five minutes ahead. If you don't understand Polish — get out. To thieves and fraudsters I say quite loyally: don't even try, because I have no hesitation calling the police. And to those who think they can intimidate me, I'll call the authorities without a second thought. If I sense something's off, you're out immediately, no refund of anything and no coming near me. If you try to play smart — you'll get slapped down.