Yohanna

About Yohanna

If you're here for the first time, please read everything carefully before you decide. I only accept people who have read my ad. The ad is always up to date — photos with date-stamped notes, videos, and meeting times are updated on an ongoing basis. You can spot real, unretouched photos by the fact that you can see collarbones, hand bones, wrists, elbows, knees, and sometimes a slight muscle definition. Even children have visible knees and collarbones, so adult women at a normal weight definitely do. If the person in the photos looks perfectly smooth in places where living humans have natural curves — that's the work of a graphic designer or retouching software. People without knees and elbows don't exist, and if they did, we'd probably be dealing with an alien ;) And while they're at it, they usually like to beautify the rest of the body too. I invite you to a meeting in a pleasant atmosphere, without rush or bad moods. I arrange appointments on short notice, about fifteen to twenty minutes in advance (regulars can simply call briefly to remind me they exist). Bookings with more lead time are possible by arrangement. I'm a cheerful, well-groomed, clean woman who always smells fresh, turns heads, but relies on naturalness — both in conversation and in appearance. No fake lashes, no claws like a predator, no scalpel scars. Not everyone likes my style — some come back, others don't, but nobody leaves angry or feeling cheated. A certain niche, I suppose ;) We won't see eye to eye if your world consists of five-minute visits to crowded massage parlors with women styled like Barbie dolls. The apartment is prepared for meetings. You'll find dry, clean towels in several sizes, men's and unisex shower gels, shampoos — also in single-use portions, bamboo disposable toothbrushes, disposable slippers. Deodorants, eau de toilette, and small, factory-sealed drinks are available. You'll leave me well taken care of and able to continue your day. I practice no form of sex without protection. I don't meet with people who can't express themselves in a cultivated manner, who are completely lacking in communication skills, or who ignore basic courtesy, nor with those who ask about things that are described in detail in the ad. I don't suggest meetings longer than an hour to new acquaintances right away (the exception being the option with a short massage, which lasts up to about an hour and fifteen minutes). As a rule, extending is no problem if both parties feel comfortable. For longer meetings, I can change outfits according to your preferences. If you'd like me not to wear perfume, let me know in advance. I place great value on guest well-being — if this is your first paid visit, tell me when arranging the appointment or right after arriving. Everything in my ad is described transparently, with no hidden surcharges or surprises during the session. I have no phone operators promising a full service for a few euros. I understand that you all run into all sorts of tricks, so you can keep all the details in mind at your leisure or jot them down on your screen. The vast majority of guests are very satisfied, even if there are occasional misunderstandings. My gentlemen, once more, so there are no disappointments: Some may remember me from a few years back, others habitually add kilos and subtract centimeters. I've stated my current weight (with slight fluctuation) and my height measured barefoot. I look exactly like in the latest photos and videos. The slightly translucent lines in the images are the outline of my ribs, not clumsily retouched wrinkles. If I cut anything out before publishing, it's only striking pieces of furniture ;) If I go several months without adding new recordings, it simply means nothing has changed. I train regularly, so the body is firm, slightly muscular, which makes me look slimmer than the weight would suggest. Trying to pin extra kilos on me is pointless — there are ladies who fit that description, but I'm not one of them. My working hours are given with an accuracy of plus/minus half an hour, updated continuously, with marking of days off or shortened shifts. I take a maximum of three clients per day, so you won't run into your cousin, your boss, or your delivery guy on the stairs ;) You won't wait outside the building if you arrive at the agreed time. However, you cannot rebook if you've lacked manners, failed to cancel and didn't show up, constantly asked about things that are clearly described, pushed for services outside the offer, or demanded discounts and special terms. Such numbers end up on the blacklist — as do calls in the middle of the night. Information for people with disabilities: If your disability doesn't prevent you from independent, regular personal hygiene — then I still invite you. However, the offer is aimed at gentlemen who can independently walk a few meters and manage stairs; I don't fetch anyone from outside. Meetings in this situation come at no extra cost. If you have a speech impediment, stutter, or get tongue-tied under stress, tell me right at the start of the conversation (you can also let me know just before calling). Without this information, I could mistakenly take you for someone under the influence of alcohol, and I block numbers that call after drinking. I do not accept foreigners.

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5/5

Received in a relaxed, friendly atmosphere; a petite, slim and toned lady. The room was small but tidy. She really makes an effort to cater to your wishes, and with me that was quickly the case. Afterwards we chatted casually. She calmly takes her time with you. Hopefully she'll stay around for a long time, because I'd love to visit her more often.

5/5

I saw this attractive Russian lady, and after reading the reviews, I decided to book an appointment. The communication was smooth and clear—something you don't come across often these days. Upon arrival, once the formalities were taken care of, all I can say is that I haven't had that much fun in a long time. She seemed to genuinely enjoy taking care of everything I needed to get rid of after a stressful week. Afterwards, we looked at each other and both burst out laughing—a really lovely moment. Above all, she's a sweet, easy-going lady. She deserves to be treated at least as well as she treats you, because based on my experience and the reviews, she's extremely service-oriented—in my opinion, a true professional. Addictive, so take good care of her—on her end, everything is absolutely perfect.

5/5

Simply breathtaking, flawless in every way. I don't know how it's possible, but in person she surpasses her profile photos. I thought they were pictures of some model for advertising purposes — but no, she really looks like that! Very sweet and accommodating. Since it was my first experience of this kind, I was very nervous, but she managed to make me feel at ease right away. I can recommend her without hesitation!

1/5

Not a single arrangement was honored – truly disappointing.